Tuesday, November 10, 2009

I think they're here

And everywhere. I saw one at the coffee shop. They are called cynes, which is short for cynocephali, or dogheads. But they are really wolves. Werewolves. You can recognize them sometimes--I don't know how to describe it, but I can spot them. Ths one I mentioned, he walked into the coffee shop. He was wearing a firefighter's T-shirt from a town in upstate New York, even though it was forty degrees outside. Tolerance for cold, that's one sign. He was a big, burly, broad-shouldered guy; they often are. He ordered an "eight-shot latte"; can you believe it? Eight shots of espresso and a little bit of milk. Yes, it's true. I'm not making this up. No human would do such a thing. That's how I know they're here among us.